Your Zippo Lighter And Your Traveling Escapades
Sunday, July 6th, 2008Women Trekkers
At the risk of sounding redundant, the best gifts for women struck with wanderlust are passport leather holders, Swiss Army knives, Zippo lighters and money belts. Like travelers’ cheques, these items come in handy in the most compromising situations, especially for women who enjoy the adventure of traveling alone to distant places to foster their spirituality, or to have some slices of life’s adventures.
Unlike men, lady globe trotters need to take extra safety measure. Fortunately, there are ways to make their travel safer - researching about the country’s traditions, habits, and taboos, contacting friends who might have relatives and distant close friends living along their travel route, getting better accommodations, and getting expert travel advice might save them a lot of future problems.
If you also suffer from wanderlust or pining to have the experience of a lifetime by traveling by yourself, be ready for some travel rips. As a lady traveler, you’re prey to thieves, gigolos, and other maniacs on the loose. These tips will help you out of sticky times or draining circumstances:
* If you’re harassed by a big bad wolf, prepare your lighter. Light that cigarette without warning him that your lighter’s flame can be very dangerous to his facial hair!. Fuss over him and beat a hasty exit while he’s busy saving the last of his eyebrows.
* If your passport and travelers checks are stolen, run to the nearest tourist police office. Either you come on tough, or break in tears. The former works well after you have passed around that pack of cigarettes and offered them your lighter. But make sure the guys smoke, or you’ll find yourself in bigger shit.
* Should the village, be ready to part with your personalized Zippo and cigarette lighter case as thank-you gifts. But many won’t take these “gifts.” They will happily bring you to the police station.
* At the bus station, practice your Zippo lighter tricks to stop that garrulous seatmate from telling you about his exploits. He will get the message.
* If a stranger keeps on following you, scare him off with a sudden flare from your Zippo, and before he can recover from the surprise attack, run like you never have before!
* If pangs of loneliness catches up with you, go on a tourist trip around the area. Your Zippo lighter tricks will start conversations and you’ll find it easier to befriend others traveling on their own.